Does this golf cheater know the rules?
This golf cheater will claim he plays by the rules, might even brag about doing it, and then you catch him improving his lie when his ball winds up on hardpan or behind a clump of grass in the rough. This golfer doesn't mean to cheat, he's not trying to cheat — he just doesn't know the rules well enough to recognize it every time he breaks one.
How can I Help my Wife with her golf game?
Be encouraging and do everything that you can to make her comfortable with accepting the outcome of her shots. If you feel she needs more help than your recitations of every Golf Digest you’ve read on the toilet, save yourself hours in couples’ therapy and get her a few lessons with a local instructor who regularly teaches beginners.
What are the different types of golf cheaters?
We've all encountered people in those situations who, well, cheat. And most golf cheaters break down into common types: The Eraser; the "I-Would-Have-Made-That-Anyway" line dropper; the Balldropper; the Bumpers, Foot-Wedgers and Hand-Wedgers; the Sandbagger; the Play-By-Their-Own-Rulesers; and the Doesn't-Know-the-Rules Guy.
Who is the hottest golf wife of 2020?
She eventually got her life back on track, snagging charismatic golf star Rickie Fowler and the two were married in New York. Alison is a big contender for hottest golf wife of 2020.
Who said "I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game"?
As Arnold Palmer once said, "I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser." No, Arnie's not encouraging cheating, he's just making a joke, but there's another old saying in golf: Beware the man whose golf pencil has an eraser.
Is there a game of golf without worrying about the score?
Recreational golfers don't have to be fanatical about playing by the rules so long as they aren't claiming they are playing by the rules — a friendly game of golf without worrying about the score is different than lying about the score a player makes, and ultimately, no one likes a cheater.
Who is the hottest golf wife of 2020?
She eventually got her life back on track, snagging charismatic golf star Rickie Fowler and the two were married in New York. Alison is a big contender for hottest golf wife of 2020.
Who is Spieth's wife?
Spieth’s wife, Annie Verret is an independent woman who also works in golf, helping young people to mature with the first tee of Dallas who mentor youth through golf. The pair met in high school and have been together since, despite attending different colleges.
Who is Ricky Fowler's wife?
Ricky Fowler & Alison Stokke. Alison Stokke is a real athlete in her own right, competing extensively as a pole vaulter in high school and college almost to a national level and she keeps herself in tip top shape year round.
How many PGA Tour wins does Gary Woodland have?
Gary Woodland has 4 PGA Tour wins to his name and is known as one of the biggest hitters on tour. It goes without saying that one of his biggest hits of his life was in wifeing Gaby Woodland, formerly known as Gabby Granado, who you might have guessed from the name is of Latin decent. Here is what we know:
Who is Webb Simpson's wife?
Taylor Dowd Simpson (Webb Simpson) Webb Simpson’s wife Taylor has one of the best smiles of any woman to make our list, but that’s not the only thing this mother of two has going for her. Taylor Simpson ’s perfect combo of good looks, a killer body, and a playful personality are the real reasons she makes the cut.
Who is Jason Dufner's wife?
Amanda Dufner (Jason Dufner) By know just about everyone is aware of Jason Dufner’s absolutely stunning wife Amanda, and it’s no wonder why the 2013 PGA Championship winner would be drawn to her. Beautifully photogenic, and sporting a great smile and an even greater body, Amanda was a lock to make the list.
Who is Alli MacKenzie married to?
Alli Spencer MacKenzie (Will MacKenzie) This former FHM model is married to two-time PGA TOUR winner Will MacKenzie. Alli MacKenzie is also one of a handful of PGA TOUR wives involved in bringing a new reality show to life.
Who is Hunter from the Dallas Cowboys married to?
Not only is Hunter a superstar golfer and a member of the infamous Golf Boys, but also he’s married to Dallas Cowboys cheerleader Kandi Harris. Not sure if it’s the blond hair, sexy body, or the pom poms, but we just couldn’t keep Mrs. Mahan off our list! 6.
How old is Annie Verret?
Bonus: Annie Verret (Jordan Spieth) Most don’t know the name (yet), but the hot handed 21 year old Rookie of the Year Jordan Spieth sure does. This intelligent young woman has had an impressive undergraduate career at Ursuline Academy of Dallas, raking up a list of academic achievements longer than Jordan’s 7 iron.
baller4opca
Hate to say this but, I doubt she hates golf. She hates you enjoying yourself.
RobotDoctor
My ex-wife I refer to as the Anti-Golf. Ex-wife really hated me calling her that but it was true. My second wife knows Golf is my center, the way I make my mind right with the world and decompress. I travel for a living and am often only home between 6-10 days a month. I suppose I am lucky since my wife isn't jealous of me playing or practicing.
bscinstnct
"A fool pulls the leaves. A brute chops the trunk. A sage digs the roots."
USAF Retired E7
Good luck man. I can't imagine being made to feel guilty about golf, a game I love.
prsgtrman
agreed, if she finds out youre lying to her about playing she is really gonna flip.
chickenpotpie
Some good advice in here so far....I had some of this when my kids were younger. I'd leave for 6-7 hours (not the 4 I'd claim, but also drive time, warm up, and after round chit chat). She'd regularly call me out that 6-7 hours is the whole day away from family, and not really just 4 hours. Probably has a point.
jbhawx
There are many ways to approach it depending on the issue at hand. Here are a few that I've gone through that helped a lot.
A Baptist, a Catholic, and a Mormon are in the maternity ward
The Baptist says, “One more son and I have a basketball team.” The Catholic says, “That’s nothing, one more kid and I have a baseball team.” The Mormon guy says, “That’s nothing, one more wife and I have a golf course.”
A Catholic, a Baptist and a Mormon are bragging about the size of their families
"I have four boys and my wife is expecting another," says the Catholic. "One more son, and I'll have a basketball team," "That's nothing," says the Baptist. "I have 10 boys now, and my wife is pregnant with another child. One more son, and I'll have a football team." "That's nothing," says the Mormon. "I have 17 wives.
Dave and John are playing a round of golf..
Dave is lining up his put on the 8th green when they hear a car coming along the road that runs parallel to the course. Upon seeing a hearse, Dave stands away from his ball, takes his cap off and bows his head until it passes. "That was very decent of you Dave." "Yea, she was a good wife."
Wife's at the door
One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. Tie me up, she purred, and you can do anything you want. So he tied her up and went golfing.
If I die..
If I were to die first, would you remarry?" the wife asks. "Well," says the husband, "I'm in good health, so why not?" "Would she live in my house?" "It's all paid up, so yes." "Would she drive my car?" "It's new, so yes." "Would she use my golf clubs?" "No. She's left-handed."
We had a outage at my place this morning..
We had a outage at my place this morning and my PC, laptop, TV, DVD, iPad & my new surround sound music system were all shut down. Then I discovered that my iPhone battery was flat and to top it off it was raining outside, so I couldn't play golf. I went into the kitchen to make coffee and then I remembered that this also needs power, so I talked with my wife for a few hours. She seems like a nice person..
Small World
A lawyer and a doctor are golfing. There are two women ahead of them that are playing really slow, so the lawyer decides to ask them if they can play through. While driving up to them, he realizes the two women are his wife and mistress! He turns around without saying anything and tells the doctor the situation.
