What does Franklin P Jones say about dogs?
“Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like, never washed a dog.” — Franklin P. Jones “In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn’t merely try to train him to be semi-human. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog.”
What are some funny dog quotes that you have heard?
Get a dog.” — Harry Truman Not all funny dog quotes can be attributed to an author, unfortunately. Still, these are just too good to pass up and must be shared. “If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge?”
What are the three ugliest words about golf?
“Golf’s three ugliest words: still your shot.” —Dave Marr “To find a man’s true character, play golf with him.” —P.G. Wodehouse “Golf is the hardest game in the world to play, and the easiest to cheat at.” —Dave Hill
What did Rodney Dangerfield say about kissing a dog?
My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass.” — Rodney Dangerfield “If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.”
How many yards left is Carl Spackler?
Carl Spackler: "Tears in his eyes, I guess, as he lines up this last shot. He's got about 195 yards left, looks like he's got about an 8-iron. This crowd has gone deathly silent. Cinderalla story. Out of nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion."
What is the greatest golf movie of all time?
Caddyshack, the greatest golf movie of all-time, was released 35 years ago today. I'm not here to listen to your arguments for Tin Cup, Happy Gilmore, The Legend of Bagger Vance or any other golf movies.
Who said "Licensed to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations"?
8. "Varmint Cong". Carl Spackler : "Licensed to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. A man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit -- ever. They're like the Viet Cong -- Varmint Cong.
Funny dog quotes
Let’s kick off our list of funny dog quotes with ones from famous authors, comedians, actors and more.
Funny dog quotes with an unknown author
Not all funny dog quotes can be attributed to an author, unfortunately. Still, these are just too good to pass up and must be shared.
More funny dog quotes and sayings
Here are even more funny dog quotes and sayings that are sure to bring a smile to your face.
Funny dog quotes and sayings with a sassy flair
And finally, we’ll round out the list with funny dog quotes and sayings that are full of attitude. You may have seen these on T-shirts, coffee mugs and other paraphernalia. They are certainly sassy and oh-so funny.