Where can I find a book of golf cartoons?
For more laughs, have a look at The New Yorker Book of Golf Cartoons and any of the many Punch magazine collections at punch.co.uk. --Cliff Schrock
Is there anything funnier than a golf vignette?
There's nothing funnier in sports cartoons than a golf vignette, like the inspired player-caddie exchanges in Britain's Punch magazine a century ago that certainly must have inspired today's cartoonists. They have tapped into the golf world ever since, and the material keeps on giving.
What did MacDermott and Macduff say about the round of golf?
MacDermott and MacDuff were sitting in the clubhouse on a raw, blustery day, thawing their beards in front of the fireplace while freezing rain beat against the windows. The pair were silent for a long time over their whiskeys. Finally, MacDermott spoke, “That was quite a round of golf.” “Aye,” MacDuff replied.
How did Will and Guy learn to play golf?
He learned to play golf by mirroring his father's golf swing, and he has used left handed golf clubs ever since. The chances of making two holes-in-one in a round of golf are one in 67 million. The youngest golfer to shoot a hole-in-one, known to Will and Guy, was Coby Orr, who was five years old at the time.
What did the golfer say to his caddy?
A very angry golfer was on his way to carding a round of 150. He turned to his caddy and said', You must be the worst caddy in the world.' 'That would be too much of a coincidence, sir', answered the caddy in a quiet voice.
How many dimples are there in a golf ball?
There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball. Balls travel significantly further on hot days. A golfer swinging a club at around 100 mph will carry the driver up to eight yards longer for each increase in air temperature of 25°F. Approximately 20 million golf balls are lost in water hazards in the UK each year.
What are golf balls made of?
Golf balls were originally made of wood. Later, they were made from boiled feathers stuffed into stitched leather known as "featheries". The modern, and cheaper, golf ball filled with gutta-percha was not developed till 1848. There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.
Why was golf banned in Scotland?
Golf was banned in Scotland from 1457 to 1502 to ensure citizens wouldn't waste time when preparing for an English invasion. 80% of all golfers will never achieve a handicap of less than 18. Golfers use an estimated $800 USD million worth of golf balls annually.
What is the oldest golf club in the world?
Not even God can hit a 1-iron: Lee Trevino. The oldest golf club in the world is St Andrews, Scotland, which was founded in 1552. See more great golf one liners.
How many times did a golfer try to hit a golf ball over the inlet of water between him and
A golfer tried three straight times to hit a golf ball over the inlet of water between him and the green. But each time the ball splashes into the drink. In utter frustration the golfer said, “Caddie, take my clubs on in, I’m going to jump into the water and drown myself.”. The caddie replied, “I doubt that, sir.
Do golfers carry pepper spray?
They also advise golfers to carry pepper spray in the case of an encounter with a bear. They say that it’s also a good idea to watch for signs of bear activity on the courses. They recommend that golfers be educated so that they can recognize the difference between Black bear and Grizzly bear droppings.
Why did Jim Bob show up at his golf club?
Jim-Bob showed up at his golf club one day to discover that the club had begun a program using seniors as caddies. One day a week, the club replaced all its regular caddies with senior citizens.
What was James and Tom playing?
James and his friend Tom were playing a round of golf with their wives early on a Sunday. It was a four ball, better ball format with a little bit of cash on the line.
How many holes does Debra play golf?
In fact, Ray has been teaching Debra to play, and this is going to be her first full 18 holes of golf .
How much did Marvin put up on the outcome?
Marvin was a 14-handicapper, but one day he walked up to his club pro, a scratch golfer, and challenged him to a match. He proposed they put up $100 each on the outcome.
What is the 17th hole of Sawgrass?
The Water Ball. A golfer, now into his golden years, had a lifelong ambition to play the 17th hole at TPC Sawgrass exactly the way the pros do it. The pros drive the ball out over the water onto the small green that is on a small spit of land. It was something the golfer had tried hundreds of times without success.
Who started off the first tee of the fancy resort course?
Bill and his assigned caddie started off the first tee of the fancy resort course Bill was playing. It was his first time using a caddie, and he was excited.
Where are Miguel and Wesley playing golf?
Miguel and Wesley are playing golf at their favorite course, but on every hole they are being held up by a twosome of women who are always half a hole ahead.
Why does the first guy hit the imaginary ball?
The first one indicates because they are equal in their score that he should hit first. So he tees off with his imaginary ball. “Look at that, a beautiful shot just on the edge of the green.”. The second guy hits his imaginary ball and indicates that it has also landed on the edge next to the other ball.
Why do they tee off with imaginary balls?
They soon learn that they both have the same doctor who has prescribed a game of golf using an imaginary golf ball to reduce stress. And so they tee off with their imaginary balls. After a day of splitting fairways and hitting nothing less than eagles, birdies, and pars, they reach the 18th hole.
What do golfers love more than golf?
The only thing golfers love more than golf is some funny golf jokes. These un-fore-gettable puns, one-liners, and jokes will have you rolling on the green between putts and can ease the pain of a bad round. The best part is if no one laughs at your golf pun, you can call a mulligan and try the next one on the list!
Why do golfers prefer a golf cart to a caddy?
Many a golfer prefers a golf cart to a caddy because it cannot count, criticize, or laugh. 59. Golf is a game in which the slowest people in the world are those in front of you, and the fastest are those behind. Giphy.
What does golf teach kids?
Golf is about much more than hitting a hole in one. It teaches honesty, how to go with the flow, focus, problem-solving, and patience. You can also do a lot with a polo shirt and khaki pants. Plus, how many sports give you the freedom to traverse a field filled with greenery and beautiful ponds. If you’re trying to get your kids to fall in love with golfing, telling them these jokes might do the trick. Golfing may not be filled with as much contact as rugby or hockey, but this solo game can be just as exciting and hilarious.
What hole did the young man hit the first hole in?
On the first hole, which was a long par four with water to the right and a deep ravine to the left, the young man took out a brand new sleeve of balls, teed one up, and immediately hit it into the water on the right. Undaunted, he pulled another ball from the sleeve and hit that one into the ravine, as well.
How many holes do Nick and Lou play?
Nick and Lou head out for a quick round of golf. Since they are short on time, they decide to play only 9 holes. Nick says to Lou, “Let’s say we make the time worth the while, at least for one of us, and spot $5 on the lowest score for the day.”. Lou agrees and they enjoy a great game.