Do most golfers Suck at golf?
Most golfers suck at golf. You probably suck. But let’s be realistic about this – even the top pros suck at the game. Professional golfers Even in his dominant days, Tiger sucked sometimes. Looking at those stats, we can say that a pro is only successful just over half of the time.
What did the golfer say to the fishermen?
A golfer standing at a tee overlooking a river sees a couple of fishermen and says to his partner, “Look at those two idiots fishing in the rain.” Mike has been involved with sports for over 30 years. He's been an avid golfer for more than 10 years and is obsessed with watching the Golf Channel and taking notes on a daily basis.
What is the U Suck at golf Mulligan guarantee?
We pride ourselves on two things: the craftsmanship of our products, and our commitment to never screw over our customers. The Mulligan Guarantee covers both: so, if for some reason you’re not fully satisfied with what you got, you can return any U Suck at Golf product for a full refund within a year.
What is putt in golf?
The small chunk of turf that is dislodged when a club head strikes the ground as a player hits the ball. Slang term for having sunk a putt. A golf shot (for a right-handed golfer) where the ball slowly moves right to left. The first shot taken at the teeing ground at each hole.
Why is golf so tough?
Golf is tough – deal with it. It’s tough because we. Have a whole host of moving parts. If you return the club with a fraction of an error (a few degrees or quarter of an inch here or there) the shot can be a disaster. Each shot/club is different and requires a different movement to some level.
Can you hit a blade of grass in a 10 ft putt?
the golf balls are not perfectly balanced, or. you may hit a blade of grass early on in a 10 ft putt which knocks it offline. the wind may suddenly gust or drop off the moment you hit your shot. you may get a harder or softer bounce on the green than you predicted.
Where is Joe from the Philly Golf Club?
Somehow, he made the team and the school's hall of fame. Joe was also a highly accomplished caddie at Commonwealth National in Horsham, PA, often looping for celebrity members & guests.
Who is Joe from the Philadelphia Flyers?
Joe's a born again golfer in total game rebuild mode. A longtime radio DJ and advertising agency executive leader, Joe is now the General Manager of a radio group in central PA, owns his own voiceover & radio show business, and is the PA announcer for the AHL’s Philadelphia Flyers affiliate and Lafayette College.
Question 1: Where the hell do you get the time to play golf?
My friends that play golf spend a lot of time…playing golf. This is not a quick activity. They show up at their clubs before dawn on a Saturday and by the time they’re done with 18 holes the dining room is cleaning up from lunch. Some of my clients knock off entire afternoons to play golf.
Question 2: What exactly do you do for exercise?
Because I know you aren’t getting it from golf. What do you have to show for it after spending all that time on the course? You’ve actually gained weight from the obligatory post-game lunch and drinks.
Question 3: Do you actually enjoy failing?
Because if you do, you’ve picked the right sport. Golf is impossible. I’m convinced that those guys on the professional circuit are either magicians, aliens or are in cahoots with the TV networks that are editing videos to make it look like they’re as good as they are. No one can do the things that they do -- it’s clearly fabricated.
Question 4: Why are you playing with clients?
Are you nuts? I thought the whole point of a client-related social activity was to build relationships and further your mutual business goals. Instead, you’re either intentionally playing worse so as not to show him up or pretending you don’t notice the 50 year old VP of Sales throw a tantrum like a 10 year old. Neither scenario is pretty.
Question 5: Finally, how in the world can you afford all this?
The few times I’ve played golf I’ve come to understand something inherent in American society: there are some really freaking rich people in this country.
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Gene Marks is a CPA and owner of The Marks Group PC, a ten-person technology and financial consulting firm located near Philadelphia founded in 1994.