Do most golfers Suck at golf?
Most golfers suck at golf. You probably suck. But let’s be realistic about this – even the top pros suck at the game. Professional golfers Even in his dominant days, Tiger sucked sometimes. Looking at those stats, we can say that a pro is only successful just over half of the time.
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Is golf a social game?
It’s a beloved sport that’s been enjoyed all over the world for centuries. It’s a game of skill and patience and discipline. Not only that, you contend, golf is a social game, played in exclusive country clubs, public grounds and beautiful courses.
Are You using poor techniques in your golf game?
We know that most golfers are using poor techniques, this is obvious. While there is more to the game than purely technique (strategy, game management etc.), improving how you move the club is a big help – and staying within safe zones regarding impact parameters is paramount to success.
How to clear your mind while playing golf?
Some days a long walk (ok – or ride) around the golf course is a great way to clear your mind. Enjoy nature, good company, and competitive relaxation. Other days, a long walk around the course is nothing but time to stew, obsess, and get riled up. Lost a ball? Sure, spend the next three holes wondering where it went, how it got there, what you did wrong, why you suck, and on and on and on. With so much downtime between shots, golf can be a prime space for too much thinking.
Can you control the wind in golf?
But there’s always a component of luck. You can’t control the wind or the ground. You can make really good guesses about how they are going to respond and try to hit the ball accordingly. But in the game of golf, you have to accept that luck plays a role.
Is golf a skill?
Yes, much of golf is about skill. But there’s always a component of luck. You can’t control the wind or the ground. You can make really good guesses about how they are going to respond and try to hit the ball accordingly. But in the game of golf, you have to accept that luck plays a role. We love to feel like we are in control, so the recognition that we control less than we think we do? Well, that sucks.
Question 1: Where the hell do you get the time to play golf?
My friends that play golf spend a lot of time…playing golf. This is not a quick activity. They show up at their clubs before dawn on a Saturday and by the time they’re done with 18 holes the dining room is cleaning up from lunch. Some of my clients knock off entire afternoons to play golf.
Question 2: What exactly do you do for exercise?
Because I know you aren’t getting it from golf. What do you have to show for it after spending all that time on the course? You’ve actually gained weight from the obligatory post-game lunch and drinks.
Question 3: Do you actually enjoy failing?
Because if you do, you’ve picked the right sport. Golf is impossible. I’m convinced that those guys on the professional circuit are either magicians, aliens or are in cahoots with the TV networks that are editing videos to make it look like they’re as good as they are. No one can do the things that they do -- it’s clearly fabricated.
Question 4: Why are you playing with clients?
Are you nuts? I thought the whole point of a client-related social activity was to build relationships and further your mutual business goals. Instead, you’re either intentionally playing worse so as not to show him up or pretending you don’t notice the 50 year old VP of Sales throw a tantrum like a 10 year old. Neither scenario is pretty.
Question 5: Finally, how in the world can you afford all this?
The few times I’ve played golf I’ve come to understand something inherent in American society: there are some really freaking rich people in this country.
Written By
Gene Marks is a CPA and owner of The Marks Group PC, a ten-person technology and financial consulting firm located near Philadelphia founded in 1994.
