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the joke about the old man who crashed his golf cart

by Vivienne Gleason Published 3 years ago Updated 2 years ago
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What happened in the golf cart crash in Etobicoke?

A man has serious injuries after his golf cart crashed into a moving vehicle in Etobicoke Friday morning, Toronto police say. Officers responded to a collision at around 10:45 a.m. in the area of Princess Margaret Boulevard and Islington Avenue, near St. George’s Golf and Country Club.

What did the old man say to the guy with the Ferrari?

The old mans exclaims “That’s the problem, I need it LOWER!” He pulled over to the side, and called for a tow truck. While he was waiting, this guy in a Ferrari, who must have felt very generous that day, stopped and asked if he needed any assistance. “It’s okay, the tow truck will be here soon,” the old man told him. But the guy with the Fe ...

What did the old man say to the tow truck?

The old mans exclaims “That’s the problem, I need it LOWER!” He pulled over to the side, and called for a tow truck. While he was waiting, this guy in a Ferrari, who must have felt very generous that day, stopped and asked if he needed any assistance. “It’s okay, the tow truck will be here soon,” the old man told him.

What did the passenger say to the old man?

The passenger rolled his window down part way and, scared out of his wits, said, "What do you want?" The old man softly replied, "You got any tobacco?" The passenger handed the old man a cigarette and yelled, "Step on it," to the drive ...

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What was the Old Man joke?

The Old Man Jokes. When NASA was preparing for the Apollo project, some of the training of the astronauts took place on a Navajo reservation. One day , a Navajo elder and his son were herding sheep and came across the space crew. The old man, who spoke only Navajo, asked a question that his son translated .

Who was playing golf with Moses?

Moses, Jesus and the Old Man. One day, Moses, Jesus and a old man were playing golf. They got to a water hole, and Moses was up to tee off first. So, he took his shot, and it landed squarely in the water. But Moses parted the water, took another shot, and landed next to the cup.

What does the barber tell the old man to do?

The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells him to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin. The shave is going well and the old man tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he’s had in years. As the barber finished the man goes to spit the ball out but ... upvote downvote report.

What was the family's decision in The Old Man and the Peanuts?

The Old Man and the Peanuts. There was an old man whose family could no longer take care of him. So the family decided that a nursing would be appropriate. Of course the old man rejected the idea, but his family persuaded him it was the best thing he could do.

What happened to Moses in the water hole?

One day, Moses, Jesus and a old man were playing golf. They got to a water hole, and Moses was up to tee off first. So, he took his shot, and it landed squarely in the water. But Moses parted the water, took another shot, and landed next to the cup.

What does the patrolman say in the movie "I see you are from Arkansas"?

I spent some time there once and went on a blind date with the ugliest woman I've ever seen." The woman turned to her husband and asked, "What did he say?" And the old man yells, "He said he knows you!"

How old was the man who went to the doctor for his annual checkup?

There was an eighty year old man who went to the doctor for his annual checkup, and when the doctor finished checking him over, he was amazed and said. “Sir, you have the body of a 40 year old, and the physique of a 20 year old; tell me, what’s your secret.”.

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