Noun 1. golf widow - a wife who is left alone much of the time because her husband is playing golf married woman, wife - a married woman; a man's partner in marriage
What does a Golf Widow do all day?
Definition of golf widow. : a woman whose husband spends much time on the golf course.
Are You a widow married to an obsessive golfer?
Switch to new thesaurus. Noun. 1. golf widow - a wife who is left alone much of the time because her husband is playing golf. married woman, wife - a married woman; a man's partner in marriage. Based on WordNet 3.0, Farlex clipart collection. © 2003-2012 Princeton University, Farlex Inc.
What is a'golf widow'?
Oct 08, 2020 · “Golf—The art of playing fetch with yourself.” 1. If you come home from a Saturday shopping spree and no one’s home to hide the bags from—you might be a golf widow. 2. If you open your dryer to pull out the loose change that’s rattling around only to come up with a handful of tees and divot tools—you might be a golf widow. 3.
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Oct 17, 2020 · A golf widow is a woman tethered to a man obsessed with golf, a man who is on the course more hours per day than in his home or office; a man who has, in essence, widowed his wife while living on the links. In their wake, these …
What do you call a golfers wife?
What does being a widow mean?
(Entry 1 of 2) 1a : a woman who has lost her spouse or partner by death and usually has not remarried. b : grass widow sense 2. c : a woman whose spouse or partner leaves her alone or ignores her frequently or for long periods to engage in a usually specified activity a golf widow a video game widow.
How do I get my wife to let me play golf?
- They Are More Important Than Golf. Assure your spouse is far more important than golf. ...
- Find Out What Their Passion Is. ...
- Involve The Friends. ...
- Learn to Give a Massage.
- Never Back Out. ...
- Learn, Compromise, and Negotiate. ...
- Invoke Sympathy.
What's a male widow called?
: a man who has lost his spouse or partner by death and usually has not remarried.
Are you still a Mrs If your husband dies?
How do you date in golf?
- Take it Easy. Whether you are the better golfer or not, you can't act like you are out there trying to win the Masters on a Sunday afternoon. ...
- Treat Everyone Like a Normal Person. ...
- Bring Cash. ...
- Go Easy on the Phone. ...
- Bring Food and Drink. ...
- Try Mini Golf. ...
- Don't be Butch Harmon.
How do you make golf fun for juniors?
- Step 1: Bring snacks, water, sports drinks and sunscreen. When going out to the course, it is important that you go prepared! ...
- Step 2: Take a cart. If you are just getting your juniors started out on the golf course, let them ease into it by taking a cart. ...
- Step 3: Adjust the pars and distances. ...
- Step 4: Have contests.
How do I get friends to play golf?
- If They Get Better They Will Enjoy it.
- Make it Fun.
- Don't Overdo It with Advice.
- Make Hanging Out Fun.
The Wide-Eyed Doe
Ahhhh, young love. This poor girl is so blinded by her love, that she doesn’t even realize she’s a golf widow. She totally supports her husband’s passion and cheerfully asks about every hole when he returns.
The Mildly Miffed
Okay, at this point, the honeymoon is definitely over and the bloom is off the rose. What she once viewed as an admirable, even attractive athletic skill, she now sees as her husband’s annoying preoccupation with an inanimate object.
The Manic Mom
Bring kids into the picture and the whole golf widow syndrome gets ratcheted up to a level 10. This is about as bad as it gets. While hubby spends the day chasing around a little white ball, the golf widow is left to deal with life at home.
The Joiner
Whether driven by fear of losing her man, sheer lack of choice, or even a genuine interest, the joiner decides to give up the fight and join in the game. Of course, as soon as she does, she forfeits her membership in the Golf Widow Club, but I applaud her gumption and wish her well.
The Happy Shopper
Some do it to get back at their husbands who are spending time and money on their favorite pastime, others do it simply because they don’t know what else to do with all that free time, but whatever their reason, these golf widows shop with abandon.
Bibliography
Munden, Kenneth White. The American Film Institute Catalog of Motion Pictures Produced in the United States, Part 1. University of California Press, 1997.
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