What did the golfer say to the other golfer?
One golfer pointed down the river, turned to the other golfer and said, "Look at those idiots fishing in the rain!" Q: How bad do you want to be a good golfer?
What kind of jokes are in the golf jokes section?
That means that we have one-liners, two-liners and even a few three-liners. But mostly, it means the jokes here are of the short variety. (Longer jokes and story-style jokes can be found on our Golf Jokes section, and you can also check out a collection of Tiger Woods jokes .)
Did a 77-year-old man Punch his friend at the villages?
A 77-year-old man who was playing golf at Florida’s The Villages is now facing a battery charge after allegedly punching his friend in the face during an argument over etiquette.
Are there any jokes about Tiger Woods in the golf jokes section?
But mostly, it means the jokes here are of the short variety. (Longer jokes and story-style jokes can be found on our Golf Jokes section, and you can also check out a collection of Tiger Woods jokes .) Ready to Yuk It Up? On to the Golf Puns and One-Liners Q: Are you a scratch player?
What does "I'm not a bad putter" mean?
A: You're standing too close to the ball ... after you hit it. I'm not a bad putter, I just can't catch a break. My golf game is so bad I had to have my ball retriever regripped. Wife: I'm sick and tired of your obsession with golf!
How many percent of the time can you hit a 2 acre fairway?
You can hit a 2-acre fairway 10-percent of the time, but hit a 2-inch branch 90-percent of the time. Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly and the golfers lie well. Two longtime golf buddies were standing on a tee box overlooking a river, getting ready to hit their tee shots. One golfer pointed down the river, ...