What happened to Bob's disc golf disc?
One fine day, Bob and Jim are out on the disc golf course playing a round. Bob turns his disc over badly and it lands deep into a wooded ravine. He grabs his Innova Roc and proceeds down the embankment into the ravine in search of his disc.
Can an old man accompany a young man on a disc golfer?
A young man who was also an avid disc golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. Just as he was about to drive off the first tee an old gentleman shuffled up and asked if he could accompany the young man as he was golfing alone. Not being able to say no, he allowed the old gent to join him.
What do you say when you throw a disc into a tree?
If The Disc Is Throw Directly Into A Tree – “Nailed it!” When You Hit A Tree – “Hey, there’s a tree there.” A man playing a round by himself on Thanksgiving Day at a local course and soon caught up with a twosome and joined them. After a few holes, the twosome finally asked why he was playing by himself on the holiday.
What do you say to a golfer after a bad shot?
During A Bad Shot – “GO IN!” After Missing A Short Putt – “Nice layup” or “nice up.” On Any Short Throw – “I got eyes on it.” When They Flip Their Disc On Accident – “Baby Come Back.” If They Throw The Disc Directly Into The Ground – “SKIP IN!” When They Throw It Into The Woods – “Are you going to a board meeting? …with the branch manager?”
One-Liner Disc Golf Jokes
Isn’t it funny that the goal of disc golf is to play the least amount of disc golf?
Disc Golf Puns
I got a favorable kick off of a tree so of course, I had to praise Treesus.
Longer Disc Golf Jokes
A man playing a round by himself on Thanksgiving Day at a local course and soon caught up with a twosome and joined them. After a few holes, the twosome finally asked why he was playing by himself on the holiday.
How to Throw a Skip Shot
The key to throwing a skip shot is getting the disc to make contact with the ground just as it begins to fade or hyzer. You’ll need to throw the disc with a low release and a touch of hyzer angle out of the hand. If you need your disc to skip further down the fairway, you’ll want to release the disc flat.
When to Use a Skip Shot
Sometimes you’ll find yourself in a position where the basket is tucked tightly behind some trees or bushes from where you need to throw. And even the most very overstable disc in your bag wouldn’t be able to fade quickly enough to access the green.
Best Golf Discs for Skip Shots
The best discs for executing a skip shot are discs that have a wide rim. This allows for more contact with the ground. Wide rims mean a high speed rating so be ready for some fast discs. It also helps for the disc to be slightly overstable.
About Me
I'm Scott Heywood, the guy behind Disc Golf Report. I've been playing disc golf over the last several years and have become obsessed with it. At least a few times a week you'll find me out on a course playing, but when I'm not, I'm writing about the sport here on Disc Golf Report.
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