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golf for people who dont know how to fish meme

by Hadley Runolfsson DVM Published 2 years ago Updated 2 years ago
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What are some of the best golf quotes?

“The only thing a golfer needs is more daylight.” —Ben Hogan “Golf is a good walk spoiled.” —Mark Twain “The most important shot in golf is the next one.” —Ben Hogan “Most people play a fair game of golf, If you watch them.” —Joey Adams “May thy ball lie in green pastures, and not in still waters.” —Ben Hogan

Is fishing just a pastime or a sport?

“Some people will just never understand us, fishing isn’t just a pastime or a sport, it’s a way of life,” Author Unknown. 64. “I spent most of my money on fishing. The rest I wasted,” Author Unknown.

What are some fishing sayings?

“Give a man a fish; he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and you will find bait in the fridge,” Author Unknown. 14. “Those who die with the most days fishing, wins,” Author Unknown. 15. “You say I`m a compulsive fishing freak like it’s a bad thing,” Author Unknown. 16.

Are You Afraid of lightning on a golf course?

“If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a one iron. Not even God can hit a one iron.” —Lee Trevino

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Why do people fish alone?

Fishing takes time. You can’t set a specific time frame when you’re done. One of the reasons why most anglers love to fish alone is because no one’s rushing them. Fishing is all about patience. Success equates to long hours of wait.

What does it mean to forget your bait?

Forgetting your bait is just like saying postponing your fishing activity. Unless you have another fishing technique that can lure fish.

Why is fishing therapeutic?

Fishing is a therapeutic activity for anglers because it’s their version of me-time. If you’re into fishing, don’t worry if you would talk to yourself alone, it just shows that you’re enjoying spending time with yourself.

What does it mean to have a fishing license?

If you have a fishing license, it means that no one can stop your activity as long as you’re on the right track.

What is the reality moment in animal hunting?

Reality Moment. In animal hunting, the hunters would love it if the animals didn’t put up much of a fight, but not in fishing. When you feel like you’ve set your hook, but the fish doesn’t put up a fight. We all have that 5-10 second moment when the situation hits us that it wasn’t a fish we hooked.

Should anglers share their experiences?

It’s best to share your experiences with someone who can relate. Some anglers tend to go on with their fishing adventure alone than mingling with people who have other interests.

Can you catch fish with a fishing line?

It’s not always your lucky day. There are days when you can easily catch fish a few minutes of casting the line, but it’s also a struggle to wait long hours for a fish to bite your lure. Fishing is indeed a waiting game, and it suits those who have patience.

What is the difference between golf and government?

Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.” —Tiger Woods. “The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can’t improve your lie.” —George Deukmejian. “A game in which you claim the privileges of age, and retain the playthings of childhood.” —Unknown.

Why do golfers prefer a golf cart to a caddy?

You stand too close to the ball after you’ve hit it.” —Sam Snead. “Many a golfer prefers a golf cart to a caddy because the cart cannot count, criticize or laugh .” —Unknown. “One of the advantages bowling has over golf is that you seldom lose a bowling ball.” —Don Carter.

Who said "missed the ball and sank the divot"?

Missed the ball and sank the divot.” —Don Adams . “Golf was invented by wives to get their husbands out of the house on cleaning day.” —Unknown. “If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a one iron. Not even God can hit a one iron.” —Lee Trevino.

What are some fishing quotes?

1. “Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after,” Henry David Thoreau. 2. “If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there’d be a shortage of fishing poles,” Doug Larson. 3.

Who said "Be patient and calm – for no one can catch fish in anger"?

Unfortunately, it is almost impossible to buy decent tackle on a philosopher’s salary,” Patrick McManus. 57. “Be patient and calm – for no one can catch fish in anger,” Herbert Hoover. 58.

What is the charm of fishing?

Author Unknown. 8. “The charm of fishing is that it is the pursuit of that which is elusive but attainable, a perpetual series of occasions for hope,” Author Unknown. 9.

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