A lady walks into the pro shop to complain about bee stings
A lady walks into the pro shop to complain about bee stings while she is golfing. The pro asks: where'd you get stung? Between the first and second hole , she answers. The pro replied: your stance is too wide .
Parking..
A policeman was patrolling a local parking spot overlooking a golf course. He drove by a car and saw a couple inside with the dome light on. There was a young man in the driver's seat reading a computer magazine and a young lady in the back seat knitting.
Peeing in the Flowers..
A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stopped her and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag." "Oh, really? Darn it!" said the little old lady.
A man playing on a new golf course got confused as to what hole he was on
He saw a lady playing ahead of him.
Two guys are playing golf......
The women in front of them are really taking their time and are slowing the men up. So one man says to his friend, ‟I am gonna go ask those ladies if we can play through. He starts walking, but about halfway there, he turns around.
So a guy decides to walk to the bar by strolling across an adjacent golf course
So a guy decides to walk to the bar by strolling across an adjacent golf course. As he walks he picks up stray balls and stuffs them in his pants pocket. Later, seated at the bar he notices the lady next to him staring at the huge bulge in his pants. "Golf balls," he explains. "You poor man," the lady exclaims.
Lady goes to her doctor..
Lady goes to her doctor and says I got stung by a bee while golfing! Doc says were did it sting you? Lady says between the 1st and 2nd holes. Docs says wow you must have wide stance..
